Dear Gays, I have some good news and some bad news...

Bad Idea Jeans, not Bad Idea Verizon

 This is a classic 1990 SNL commercial during the probably the best cast in history. The cast was talented and large in quantity, making the environment very creative and competitive. (Click the link below to watch the video).

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/bad-idea-jeans/17w5aaq4o

 This is the new Verizon commercial (below), which is unquestionably a rip off of the SNL parody. Sure it's funny, but I'm sure if I recited a classic George Carlin standup routine, you'd think I was funny too.  This commercial may be effective and sell phones/plans, but I don't have any respect for it. I look forward to Verizon's next commercial featuring their take on the Love Toilet (Youtube it).

Humor in Ambiguity.

I love this scene from The Baxter. About two minutes into it, the cast members sit down (Michael Showalter heartbroken), while Paul Rudd and Justin Theroux play this 'game.' I don't know what it is, I don't know how it's 'won', I just know it's great and funny as hell. And thank you, writers, for not explaining the game to me, but rather just playing it and watching the other cast members earnestly react.

This Photo.

I don't know what this photo is. And like a beautiful piece of art, I don't want to know. I just want to interpret all the loose ends, the juxtapositions, and think of how it relates to me and my experiences.

De Chirico's Melancholy and Mystery of a Street

Prince Fielder gay? Or just curious...

Wow, what a trooper...

I like a great deal, and a free boob.

(Click on the photo to see all the action!!!)