
Right, so who approved this name and why do I love it so much?
It's like the maker is saying, "you know, they're paper towels made by an off-brand. They work similar to other paper towels you've used in the past. Okay? Got it? Awesome!"
Half thoughts, mild assertions, building straw men, trends that are annoying, things that are fun. Drinking. Awesome stuff I'm into, shit I picked up at thrift stores. Opinions on advertisements, baseball, music, and the Oxford comma.
