Chips and Salsa at Mexican Restaurants

Think about it;

You never have to wait for food at a Mexican restaurant. You can walk by a Mexican restaurant and say, "I would like chips and salsa in about 90 seconds," and you will have chips and salsa in about 90 seconds.  It's an amazing snack and it's free.

Some may say, "well, what about the bread and butter they give you at Italian restaurants."

Sorry, it's not the same. Bread and butter something your grandma gives you to quell hunger pains. So shut the f-up with your stupid bread and butter argument.

Plus, there's more care put into the making of chips and salsa. I like to think the salsa is made by some big Mexican old lady who guards this secret family recipe with her heart. And is good about washing her hands.