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Thursday, October 1, 2009
Getting Broactive.
Miss your buddies?
Wondering why you haven't hung out with them in a while?
Are you thinking, "Why don't we do anything anymore?"
Well, it's time to stop bitching, pick up the phone and get 'Broactive.'
How about this; Kristin opens the door to her apartment and quickly makes her way to the living room couch falling backwards onto it like a scuba diver entering the ocean. Kristin is tired of working at the photography factory, and the long hours lack of social life that comes with it. She begins to think of all her girl friends she never sees anymore. This makes her sad. Kristin realizes she has to do something. She gets off the couch with newfound energy, walks directly into her office, and turns on her computer. She opens up her Gmail account, finds her friends email addresses, and for the next few hours sends each one of them an email, or as Kristin likes to call them, "Femail."
Hoactive is funny.
ReplyDeleteHow about this;
Kristin opens the door to her apartment and quickly makes her way to the living room couch falling backwards onto it like a scuba diver entering the ocean.
Kristin is tired of working at the photography factory, and the long hours lack of social life that comes with it. She begins to think of all her girl friends she never sees anymore. This makes her sad.
Kristin realizes she has to do something. She gets off the couch with newfound energy, walks directly into her office, and turns on her computer.
She opens up her Gmail account, finds her friends email addresses, and for the next few hours sends each one of them an email, or as Kristin likes to call them, "Femail."